Off-topic: An alley in Chicago.
Actor David August's blog about everything that isn't news about his work nor about acting in Los Angeles or acting in Chicago.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Thursday, December 8, 2005
Fake News: Scissors, Screwdriver Users Rejoice At Loosened Travel Restrictions
The TSA says they plan to soon allow other crucial items on flights, such as lighter fluid, switchblades, and C4.(from Fake News Network).
Monday, December 5, 2005
Saturday, December 3, 2005
Cat Allergens Are Long Lasting
Cat allergens, in fact, can hamper the lung function of those who have asthma and are allergic to cats for up to 22 hours after exposure, said Jared W. Allen, a postdoctoral researcher at the David Geffen School of Medicine at the University of California, Los Angeles(from HealthDay, via Yahoo Health).
Wicked Christmas Lights (windows media video)
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Art Description Error
Art description in Hollywood and Highland subway station: Nature has become that which exists between manmade things: columns, buildings, roads and cities. 'Coming and Going' emphasizes this relationship to nature by asking viewers to recognize the disjunctions in the image, and resemble [sic] them as they see it.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
PSP ad - moving sculptures (quicktime)
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Quote About Government
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.- Lord Acton
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Friday, November 11, 2005
Quote About Liberty
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Monday, November 7, 2005
Fake News: France Desperately Tries to Surrender to Itself
President Chirac is reportedly frantically seeking the leader of the rioting "youths" who have wrought destruction in Paris and other parts of France. He hope hopes to tender an unconditional surrender to such a leader. If he succeeds, it will mark the first time France has surrendered to itself in this century.
Critics say his efforts have so far proved fruitless because the disaffected rioters lack organization and therefore have no leader. Supporters dispute such claims, and continue to cry for self-capitulation. Thierry Breton, the French Minister of Finance, has found a silver lining to the crisis, noting in this morning's press conference that the thousands of cars burned in the riots will have to be replaced. Breton says this could lead to economic growth fueled by increased auto sales.
Sunday, November 6, 2005
Saturday, November 5, 2005
Adcandy: Public Service Slogan Contest-May 2005
The Are they Kidding? Awards:
In my opinion, fun is what makes advertising successful.- Ad Legend Leo Bogart.
These slogans are not presented critically. I actually am not sure if the they are intended to be jokes or not. (I have my inklings....)
"All Scripture, All the Time"
American Bible Association (David Lawrence)
I actually think this slogan would be good for one of the Christian broadcast networks. David Lawrence is a great example of what Leo Bogart was talking about when he spoke about having fun when creating advertising. Sure, you don't know whether Lawrence is kidding or not, but it doesn't matter, it still works. There is an irreverent eye-wink in many of Mr. Lawrence's entries, making him both a pain in the butt and an advertising natural. Here's a wink back to you, Mr. Lawrence.Another slogan of mine it mentions:
"Waging Green."
Greenpeace (David Lawrence)
Poplockin' (flash)
Quote About the Mind
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.-H. P. Lovecraft
Thursday, November 3, 2005
Quote About Pleasure
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.- Soren Kierkegaard
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Quotes About Power
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.-Lord Acton, 1887
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.-David Brin
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Tiny Toons do Particle Man (windows media video)
Friday, October 28, 2005
Thursday, October 27, 2005
NASA - 21 Named Storms From the 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Real News: Bush Can't Run Again, Fake News: CNN Asks Who the US People Would Vote for
If a presidential election were held this year, George Bush would either lose to an anonymous Democrat or win and be jailed for violating the term-limit provision found in the 22nd amendment to the Constitution, according to the latest CNN/USA Today/Gallup/Nabisco/Toys R Us Poll released Tuesday
Quote on the Nature of a Hypothesis
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.-Edward Teller
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Pantone Announces the Top 10 Most Directional Women’s Ready-to-Wear Colors for Spring 2006
Pantone Name | hex (RGB) | Pantone Code | CMYK |
---|---|---|---|
Sand Dollar | #efeae0 | 13-1106 | C=6 M=8 Y=12 K=0 |
Deep Ultramarine | #0033c6 | 19-3950 | C=93 M=58 Y=0 K=22 |
French Vanilla | #f9f9ad | 12-0722 | C=0 M=0 Y=30 K=2 |
Lily Green | #cef49e | 13-0317 | C=15 M=0 Y=34 K=4 |
Skyway | #b5e0f4 | 14-4112 | C=25 M=8 Y=0 K=4 |
Blue Tint | #aaffea | 13-4910 | C=33 M=0 Y=8 K=0 |
Cameo Pink | #f4b2f4 | 14-2307 | C=0 M=26 Y=0 K=4 |
Melon | #ff8c66 | 16-1442 | C=0 M=45 Y=60 K=0 |
Clove | #4c3319 | 18-1320 | C=50 M=60 Y=70 K=20 |
Viola | #a5aaff | 16-3815 | C=35 M=33 Y=0 K=0 |
World is more peaceful now than at any time in 12 years
Despite the daily horrors in Iraq and seemingly regular spasms of terrorist-sponsored violence, the world is a much more peaceful place than it was a little more than a decade ago, a new study says.
Since the end of the Cold War, the number of armed conflicts has declined by more than 40 per cent, while the number of the deadliest conflicts - those involving more than 1,000 battle-related deaths - has dropped by 80 per cent, said the Human Security Report, which was released here [in New York] yesterday.
Over the past dozen years, the global security climate has changed in dramatic, positive and largely unheralded ways,the report states.
(from Globe and Mail).Civil wars, genocides and international crises have all declined sharply. International wars, now only a small minority of all conflicts, have been in steady decline for a much longer period, as have military coups and the average number of people killed per conflict per year.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Quote About Life
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.- Soren Kierkegaard
Air Jaws (windows media video)
Friday, October 21, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Invisible Skateboards (flash)
Monday, October 17, 2005
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Friday, October 14, 2005
I/O Brush (flash)
I/O Brush is a new drawing tool to explore colors, textures, and movements found in everyday materials by "picking up" and drawing with them. I/O Brush looks like a regular physical paintbrush but has a small video camera with lights and touch sensors embedded inside. Outside of the drawing canvas, the brush can pick up color, texture, and movement of a brushed surface. On the canvas, artists can draw with the special "ink" they just picked up from their immediate environment. More info at http://web.media.mit.edu/~kimiko/iobrush/
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Robot Chicken
Adult-friendly, very funny action-figure stop-action (rated R). [offline http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2660802447916665129&q=robot%20chicken ]
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
The War of the Worlds in 30 seconds... with bunnies.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Sunday, October 9, 2005
Saturday, October 8, 2005
Why Chicago Burned - And How It Rebuilt
Friday, October 7, 2005
Virus of the Mind: The New Science of the Meme
- Meme:
- an information pattern, held in an individual's memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual's memory.
- Memetics:
- the theoretical and empirical science that studies the replication, spread and evolution of memes
www.iiiiiiii.com
Quote About Belief
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
- John Burroughs
Thursday, October 6, 2005
Flora Bush - The Child Left Behind
Louisiana's Department of Social Services' Press Secretary Thinks Losing Kids is Easy
(from Los Angeles Times). I believe that is the department in charge of the foster system.When my kids were little I used to lose them in Target, so it's not hard for me to believe,said Nanette White, press secretary for Louisiana's Department of Social Services.Sometimes little kids just wander off. They're there one second and you blink and they're gone.
Tuesday, October 4, 2005
Solar Eclipse of Oct 3, 2005
...dynamic map shows the path of the solar eclipse across Earth's surface. The northern and southern limits of the annular eclipse path are plotted...
(from NASA and Google Maps).
tags: NASA, Google Maps, Mashup, Eclipse
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Teen-Friendly Flash: Smoke Kills
Monday, September 26, 2005
New Orleans Atrocities May Not Have Occured
Orleans Parish District Attorney Eddie Jordan said authorities had confirmed only four murders in New Orleans in the aftermath of Katrina - making it a typical week in a city that anticipated more than 200 homicides this year. Jordan expressed outrage at reports from many national media outlets that suffering flood victims had turned into mobs of unchecked savages.
Four weeks after the storm, few of the widely reported atrocities have been backed with evidence. The piles of bodies never materialized, and soldiers, police officers and rescue personnel on the front lines say that although anarchy reigned at times and people suffered unimaginable indignities, most of the worst crimes reported at the time never happened(from The Times-Picayune).
The Register Google Maps Contest - spot the black helicopter, win t-shirt
Our recent spate of Google Earth and Google Maps probes - highlighting how the firm's tasty satellite imagery is threatening all decent Christian, democratic values with its hi-res imagery of military hardware - has provoked a mini-airburst of reader activity.
In fact, so great have been the number of recommendations for Israeli nuclear installations, Russian trailer-launched nukes and US stealth aircraft that we have decided to run a small competition to find the best that Google has to offer(from The Register).
tags: google maps, contest, military
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Video: FedEx Castaway
Funny in a I'm-Happy-That-Didn't-Happen-to-Me kind of way; rated R (because of the ads next to the video and the site it's on, the video itself is PG). [offline http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=747]
Friday, September 23, 2005
Video: Target ad - Darth Vadar and Heidi Klum
Juxtaposition is your friend; rated R (because of the ads next to the video and the site it's on, the video itself is PG). [offline http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=193 ]
"Pay" what?
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Google Map Plot of Rita (2005) Google Maps Hurricane Track Overlay
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
Nagin Taunts Nature, Nature Makes Tropical Storm RITA
Despite pleading of President Bush, Mayor Nagin rushes civilians into New Orleans and possibly into the path of another storm (and levy break).Fool me once, your fault; fool me twice, my fault.
Current score: Nature 1, New Orleans 0. Nagin is playing again.
Video: French Rap Video
Wait for the words to come in... it's a little funny; rated R (because of the ads next to the video and the site it's on, the video itself is PG-13). [offline http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=291 ]>
Family-Friendly Video: Skydiving Fun
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Fake News: God Smites News Anchors for Blaming Katrina on Mortals
September 15, 2005 (by David Lawrence - staff writer):
And there's more smote where that came frombellowed the deity while standing in the smoldering remains of the CNN Domestic Desk in Atlanta, GA. Staffers described the event as unexpected and expressed regret that no one was able to capture it on film. As the deity stomped away, He was heard mutteringThe next one will be worse.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Teen-Friendly Flash: Commandos in the Classroom
Sunday, September 4, 2005
New Orleans Blame Game: Read this Site
[New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin and Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco] let 569 buses that could have carried 33,350 people out of New Orleans–in one trip–get ruined in the floods.
In case you aren’t familiar with how our government is SUPPOSED to work:(from dcthornton.com).
The chain of responsiblity for the protection of the citizens in New Orleans is:What did each do?
- The Mayor
- The New Orleans director of Homeland Security (a political appointee of the Governor who reports to the Governor)
- The Governor
- The Head of Homeland Security
- The President
- The mayor, with 5 days advance, waited until 2 days before he announced a mandatory evacuation (at the behest of the President). The he failed to provide transportation for those without transport even though he had hundreds of buses at his disposal.
- The New Orleans director of Homeland Security failed to have any plan for a contingency that has been talked about for 50 years. Then he blames the Feds for not doing what he should have done. (So much for political appointees)
- The Governor, despite a declaration of disaster by the President 2 DAYS BEFORE the storm hit, failed to take advantage of the offer of Federal troops and aid. Until 2 DAYS AFTER the storm hit.
- The Director of Homeland Security positioned assets in the area to be ready when the Governor called for them
- The President urged a mandatory evacuation, and even declared a disaster State of Emergency, freeing up millions of dollars of federal assistance, should the Governor decide to use it
Rebuilding of New Orleans - raise it up
The Chicago River was reversed many years ago. Part of Chicago exists on fill that was built to extend out the shoreline along lake Michigan. Part of the city was raised one story (with jacks and such) to compensate for the swampy land. Perhaps New Orleans can be raised up. The technology exists to vastly change a city's layout and depth.
Existing buildings can be raised up above sea level and the void beneath can be filled in. The rest of the area can be filled and the boundaries (where the levies now are) can be reinforced. This could have several benefits over restoring the pre-storm set-up:Rebuilding a city in a
- cataclysmic flooding would be next to impossible
- the reinforced periphery would only need maintenance every 100 years or so (like Chicago's shoreline).
- if the city of New Orleans in the future were to fail to maintain it, there would be no catastrophic failure; the edges of the city would slowly erode away. This would give time for residents of affected ares to slowly react.
soup bowlis a foolish recreation of the city-in-jeopardy we had a week ago. Fill thesoup bowland rebuild the city on top.
Thank youtags: New Orleans, Katrina, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane, civil engineering, Politics
Saturday, September 3, 2005
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Donate to the Red Cross:
Monday, August 29, 2005
Saturday, August 27, 2005
Nice Gas Station Bathroom?!
I used their restroom; it was unnaturally well decorated... and clean:
(photos taken by David Lawrence).
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Flash: Cake - Comfort Eagle
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Meme Fight:
Monday, August 22, 2005
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Fake News: Grieving Bush Protester Has No Exit Strategy
Cindy Sheehan, the protester whose son died fighting for freedom in Iraq, today acknowledged that she hasno exit strategyfor getting out of what some have called thequagmire in Crawfordoutside of the Texas ranch of President George Bush
(from ScrappleFace).
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Summer Moon Illusion
Step outside any evening at sunset and look around. You'll see a giant moon rising in the east. It looks like Earth's moon, round and cratered; the Man in the Moon is in his usual place. But something's wrong. This full moon is strangely inflated. It's huge! You've just experienced the Moon Illusion(from NASA).
Friday, August 12, 2005
Cool Video: Balancing Point
Danny Brown employsFamily Friendly (from ifilm.com).reverse destructionof rock sculptures and dazzles the eye in this magical short film
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
Discovery Has Landed
Safely back on Earth, STS-114 Commander Eileen Collins called the flight a(from NASA.gov).fantastic mission,notingwe brought Discovery back in great shape.
Thursday, August 4, 2005
Dog Cloned
Scientists for the first time have cloned a dog.
Researchers nicknamed their cloned pal Snuppy, which is shorthand for(from Associated Press, via CNN.com).Seoul National University puppy.One of the dog's co-creators, Gerald Schatten of the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, describes their creation, now 14 weeks old, asa frisky, healthy, normal, rambunctious puppy
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Deliberate Imperfection
As a boy I learned that the creators of Navajo blankets purposely weave a flaw into each of their creations(from metacool). This reminds me of a
Persian Flaw.The legend goes that back in the day (though I'm not sure what day it was), Persian rug makers were deeply religious and believed that only God could make something perfect. Therefore, in their humility before God, they would deliberately incorporate a small error, a flaw, into each rug. Thus a
Persian Flawrevealed the rug maker's devotion to God. I imagine the rug buyer could/might share this sentiment. It also works as a hat tip to how we are all human and imperfect.
Monday, August 1, 2005
Monday, July 25, 2005
Fake News: Annan Says Egypt Blasts Violate Kyoto Protocols
Although the United Nations lacks a consensus definition of 'terrorism' and has no substantive anti-terror program, Secretary-General Kofi Annan today said that yesterday's bombings in Sharm El Sheik, Egypt, that killed more than 85 people, may violate the Kyoto protocols on climate change(from ScrappleFace).
Friday, July 8, 2005
Recent Events
May God bless London, the entire UK, and our nations' enduring kinship(from IowaHawk).
Thursday, July 7, 2005
The Flash Mind Reader
A family-friendly interactive mind reader/number guesser; it's kind of fun (and offline).
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.-Friedrich Engels
(I disagree with much of the rest of what he said.)
Monday, June 27, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
PETA Kills Animals
Authorities in Ahoskie, North Carolina dropped a disturbing bombshell yesterday with the news that they had charged two employees of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty. PETA's Andrew Cook and Adria Hinkle were arrested late Wednesday night after police saw them dump bags containing seven dead puppies and 11 other dead animals in a grocery store's dumpster. Their PETA-owned van, seized by police, contained another 13 animal bodies(from consumerfreedom.com).
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Fake News: Tony Blair Ashamed After Winning 3rd Term
British politics and the humour they create. [offline: http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/002185.html ]
Friday, April 29, 2005
Ligers Are Real
Cross breading gone wild, ligers (Lions and Tigers cross bread) and Zebra/Donkeys.
http://www.sierrasafarizoo.com/animals/liger.htm
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
A Quote About Self-Expression:
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.-Niels Bohr
Friday, March 11, 2005
Fun Flash: Notepad Invaders
Tuesday, March 8, 2005
Tuesday, March 1, 2005
Interesting Perspective on History
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.-H.G. Wells
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Plane vs. Parliament (The Jefferson Parliament Bomber footage)
Monday, February 14, 2005
Loving, or Lovish, Things Overheard
Thursday, February 10, 2005
What Does the US Postal Service Still Exist?
So what would happen if this 180-year-old trust disappeared tomorrow? Would the US seize up like an engine without oil? Hardly. Better alternatives to the USPS are already here, and plenty of others would emerge(from Wired.com).
Saturday, February 5, 2005
Seems AP May Mean 'All Phoney' (ToyGate?)
The Associated Press may have fallen for a hoax, mistaking an action figure for a hostage.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Fun Flash: Numanuma
Be Grateful - some Warren Buffett advice/observations
Warren [Buffett] spent about an hour talking about how grateful we should all be for the circumstances we were born into and for the generous ticket we've been offered in life. He said that we should not take it for granted or think that it is the product of something we did - we just drew a lucky ticket. (He also pointed out that his skill of "allocating capital" would be useless if he would have been born in poverty in Bangladesh.)(from Darren Johnson, via Seth Godin).
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Rules for failure
the conviction that someone is about to steal your ideaand
loss of humility and focus on fame(from Science Hobbyist, via Seth's Blog).
Thursday, January 13, 2005
How to Sell Anything To Anyone: Make something people want to buy.
Sometimes, salesmanship is overrated. What matters more is real marketing, marketing that involves making the right product, not hyping it(from Seth Godin).
Saturday, January 8, 2005
Fun Flash: Clean Your Screen for Free Now
Genetic HIV Resistance Deciphered
Throughout the history of the AIDS epidemic, a few lucky people have avoided infection despite being exposed again and again. Now, researchers are traveling back in evolutionary time to understand why some people are resistant - and in some cases virtually immune - to the AIDS virus.
Studies released this week and last year suggest that the roots of AIDS immunity extend back for centuries, long before the disease even existed. Our ethnic backgrounds and the illnesses suffered by our distant ancestors appear to play a crucial role in determining whether our genes will allow HIV to take hold in our bodies(from Wired.com).