Thursday, September 15, 2005

Fake News: God Smites News Anchors for Blaming Katrina on Mortals

September 15, 2005 (by David Lawrence - staff writer):
And there's more smote where that came from bellowed the deity while standing in the smoldering remains of the CNN Domestic Desk in Atlanta, GA. Staffers described the event as unexpected and expressed regret that no one was able to capture it on film. As the deity stomped away, He was heard muttering The next one will be worse.

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