Saturday, January 1, 2000

Religious Views of Life

TAOISM: Shit happens.

BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?

HINDUISM: This shit happened before.

ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserve it.

JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?

ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit.

AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?

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