Saturday, January 1, 2000

Comebacks To 'Why Aren't You Married Yet?'

  1. You haven't asked yet.
  2. Because I just love hearing this question.
  3. Just lucky, I guess.
  4. It gives my mother something to live for.
  5. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
  6. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
  7. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
  8. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
  9. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
  10. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
  11. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
  12. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
  13. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
  14. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
  15. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
  16. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
  17. What?  And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
  18. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
  19. Why aren't you thin?
  20. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

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