Comebacks To 'Why Aren't You Married Yet?'

1. You haven't asked yet.
2. Because I just love hearing this question.
3. Just lucky, I guess.
4. It gives my mother something to live for.
5. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
6. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
7. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
8. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
9. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
10. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
11. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
12. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
13. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
14. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
15. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
16. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
17. What?  And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
18. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
19. Why aren't you thin?
20. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.