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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Angry Monkey on scammers

Angry monkey rants about scammers; views are not necessarily the view of anyone but angry monkey.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Lady Gaga Celebrates Her Birthday

Jimmy Kimmel's version of how Lady Gaga parties on her birthday.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Angry Monkey on gas prices

Angry monkey rants about gas prices; views are not necessarily the view of anyone but angry monkey.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

How Not to Make Friends and Supporters

Them: "Could you mention my company on your blog?"
Me: "I don't think so...at least not yet"

They leave a spam comment, which never sees the light of day because comments are moderated.

Me: "Uh, why did you try to leave a spam comment?"
Them: "Oh, we hired an SEO firm and I didn't even know they did that. I'll tell them to stay away from your blog from now on."
Me: "..."

I'm not sure they "get it" that spam is not a good idea. Ever. I also am not sure their cash flow is positive. Not a coincidence. The invisible hand is about to slap them.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Lady Gaga at Google

The musician's@google with Lady Gaga (via TechCrunch).

Monday, March 21, 2011

Saturday, March 19, 2011

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